Saturday, August 23, 2008

Calling all H.P. Lovecraft Readers

I need you to let me know if this is an accurate imitation — or merely Lemony Snicket-style gothic camp masquerading as a highly specific and intellectually engaged parody:

SELECTIONS FROM
H.P. LOVECRAFT'S
BRIEF TENURE AS A
WHITMAN'S SAMPLER
COPYWRITER


[Excerpt:]

Chocolate Cherry Cordial
You must not think me mad when
I tell you what I found below the
thin shell of chocolate used to disguise
this bonbon's true face. Yes!

Hidden beneath its rich exterior
is a hideously moist cherry cordial!
What deranged architect could have
engineered this non-Euclidean aberration?
I dare not speculate.

Yeah, no kidding it's from McSweeney's. [via Maud Newton]

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