When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
And when Chuck Norris incoherently repeats a factually inaccurate story about China drilling oil off the Florida coast, it's punditry.
[Via, Mike C. at Politico| Also: Rahul owns this comment thread, it's super good!]
[Via, Mike C. at Politico| Also: Rahul owns this comment thread, it's super good!]
Labels: Chuck Norris Facts, It's the Economy, men who deliver roundhouse kicks to the face
posted by "I Love you, Catmother!" at 6:05 PM
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His book is called Black Belt Patriotism! You can see the cover here: http://www.amazon.com/Black-Belt-Patriotism-Reawaken-America/dp/1596985585
Fun facts:
1. Chapter 9 is called "Be Fit for the Fight."
2. In the index, one of the subheadings under "Government" is "Big Government."
3. On page 5 Chuck Norris compares the federal government to an octopus. (I wish!)
4. Greed - the concept - is discussed on pages 177 to 179.
5. Greed - the movie - is only discussed on page 31.
One more thing:
2% of people who look at Chuck Norris's book end up buying "Ted, White, and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto."
Fun Fact #2 is "milk through the nose" funny.
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