Sunday, October 12, 2008

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

And when Chuck Norris incoherently repeats a factually inaccurate story about China drilling oil off the Florida coast, it's punditry.

[Via, Mike C. at Politico| Also: Rahul owns this comment thread, it's super good!]

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Blogger Rahul said...

His book is called Black Belt Patriotism! You can see the cover here:

Fun facts:

1. Chapter 9 is called "Be Fit for the Fight."

2. In the index, one of the subheadings under "Government" is "Big Government."

3. On page 5 Chuck Norris compares the federal government to an octopus. (I wish!)

4. Greed - the concept - is discussed on pages 177 to 179.

5. Greed - the movie - is only discussed on page 31.

4:37 PM  
Blogger Rahul said...

One more thing:

2% of people who look at Chuck Norris's book end up buying "Ted, White, and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto."

4:40 PM  
Blogger "I Love you, Catmother!" said...

Fun Fact #2 is "milk through the nose" funny.

8:58 PM  

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