An Excersise in Humorless Literalism

So there's this opening for the Simpson's that's pretty neat:



And if you put in the effort, you can pretend to have figured out which Springfield, Springfield is: an exercise about as useless as speculating on what was in the Pulp Fiction briefcase--and just as 90's!

I have it down to either Springfield, Indiana or Springfield, Illinois (based on the Google Maps and this list of the possible 34 U.S. Springfields). Congrats, Midwest!